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I will not remember ‘Ties That Bind’

I try not watch Ghanaian films. It has a way of changing me from the civilized person I try to be, into an uncouth-irritated-loud person who will not shut up throughout the film. And I never remember anything from these films not the actors, not the plot, not the storylines and definitely not the dialogue
I politely refuse all invitations to any of those premiers and I have never bought a DVD or paid to watch one. (one refers to movies made in West Africa) and when I’m flipping channels and I get to Africa Magic, I try not to cringe.

The plot is usually not plausible, the dialogue is almost always cheesy, the acting, amateurish at best and the cinematography, basic.
So I am still questioning why my friends who feel the same way I do, went along to watch Leila Djansi’s latest film, ‘Ties That Bind.’
First,
Let’s applaud Ms. Djansi for the effort!

The film had flashes of brilliance. She tried making her characters witty and it worked a few times. The cinematography was excellent, as one of my friends said afterwards; “we have seen some really poor shooting-shadows of cameras with mic in some films.” Everyone had a mic and each scene flowed fluidly into another.
That aside, watching the film to the end was a painful exercise; there were moments I was embarrassed for Miss Elise. She was great and so were the other actors but darn that script was all over the place. It took almost an hour of needless-cheesy dialogue before we figured out what the writer was getting at.
The plot though conceivable was not convincing How were we supposed to believe that Adobea’s(played by Omotola Ekeinde) seven babies had died within seven years with such fresh graves.

Why did anyone give her character the name ‘Adobea’ when she couldn’t pronounce it correctly. The last I checked they were in ‘Kroboland’ and people have easier names. An Emelia wouldn’t have taken anything from her character as much as making her speak Ga did.
And since when did a blood condition and two miscarriages stop any woman from marrying a man willing to marry them.
I could go on and on about the things in this film which didn’t seem believable. There was that dancing and drumming scene before the supposed stoning of Dede’s father. I’m yet to see men Jubilate before they commit a crime.

I’m still reeling from the jabs of the film’s no-depth and poorly written dialogue.
That writer will think “change is the only thing that keeps changing” appropriate for a conversation in a film makes me wonder if we are ever going to have quotes from Ghanaian films worthy of putting up on Facebook or repeating to one’s kids.

They say a conceivable storyline, actors that make the audience empathize, and an interesting plot that entertains the viewer without being predictable and an ending that appeals to the viewer at an emotional or intellectual level makes a good film.
I don’t think my friends and I came away from the film feeling any of these things.

And until someone tops Bob Cole’s ‘I Told You So,’ I’m not paying to sit through another forgettable film. No amount of glossy billboard ads will move me.

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2 thoughts on “I will not remember ‘Ties That Bind’

  1. My sister, your argument makes me sad. Seriously? Be very observant and read more. Learn to appreciate what people do before you condemn. Ties That Bind is a very good movie and a lot of people understood and appreciated it. Maybe you had already condemned the movie before watching.

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  2. I think if you put I told you so and ties that bind together, spielrberg would watch ties that bind and not I told you so. If I told u so is ur yardstick for measuring movies, then you have no business watching movies.
    Let’s get down to the nitty gritty. A doctor, as is ama K caharacter should know better than to marry a man with whom she could have children that would die. SS children. I’m happy Djansi explored that topic because such marriages lead to aneamic kids who suffer all their lives.
    U are the only one, in fact, Ghanaians are the only ones who’ll know how a name is pronounceda. Even the pronounciation will change with tribes and accent.
    U want memorable lines? Tell me one memorable line from the film citizen kane. A good film is not about memorable line. Even though u went away with a memorable line. Change is the only thing that changes.
    I think u were dissappointed that the film was good. Its the first ghana film to have world distribution. As for the graves, if I heard right in the film, not all the children died at birth. She also had miscarriages so how on earth can she have 7 graves? That means the graves are mere symbols for her.

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